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What are YOU doing, man?

If you are a Pakistani, specifically a Pakistani woman, and more specifically a Pakistani woman who has not spent all her life living under an algae-covered pond in Karachi, you are no stranger to sexual harassment. Unlike many other things … Continue reading

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Amna for dummies

Now I have not been asked to introduce myself since the first day of Grade 5. (‘I am Amna, 10 years old. I like reading. I want to grow up to be a doctor. My favorite subject is English, and … Continue reading

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On Hijabi lollipops

Remember that hijab and lollipop ad that once made rounds over facebook, and was hugely popular with photos being shared by all: from the partying, glitzy girls to the incredibly annoying flirts and the Zaid Hamid fanboys, everyone seemed visibly … Continue reading

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May you live in interesting times

After his ground-breaking invention of a water-run car that propelled him to cult status, Agha Waqar has announced another successful, yet astonishing invention, this time of a fart-run car. In July 2012, Agha Waqar claimed to have invented a water … Continue reading

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Death of the Dishonorable

What can be more painful than a dentist appointment? In Pakistan, it can be said that the honor goes to a dose of news-watching. The horrific experience can be compared to a┬ároller coaster┬áride through Hell ,while a demon sends electric … Continue reading

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Obsessions of a mediocre Paki

People around the world have obsessions. They obsess over personalities,football and what not. Some shitheads also obsess over Twilight.There are some national obsessions too. Japanese obsess over electronics,while Russians over mystery moons.Likewise,Pakistanis also have a number of overwhelming, if strange … Continue reading

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